Somewhere around 1995 or so, the DDS – Dear Devoted Spouse – got tired of watching me write stories in my spare time, stories that no one ever read. So she landed me a gig with a local weekly magazine and the rest of is sort of history. I’ve been writing for newspapers and magazines...
Corporate America slays me. There are so many opportunities to point out to stupid people that they are in fact stupid. Yet you can’t say those things at work. (Well you can but you may need to find something else to do.) So I...
Fifty-two and a published writer and retirement or at least the prospect of no day job is looming in the not too distant future. Everything would be moving along nicely if not for the fact that I need to make money. If I had to...
There comes a time when a man has to ask himself what the hell he’s done with his life. Sure I got the kids, the wife - if you’re a...
The teenager turned sixteen the other day and unlike girls who have sweet sixteen parties, he had one thing on his mind. “I get my license tomorrow,” he said....
1. Remember her name 2. Wash her cashmere in cold water 3. Make a lot of money 4. Fix something right the first time 5. Hire a male secretary 6. Adjust the scale five pounds...
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